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Feature: Academic: The Unbearable Lightness of Being Orishas: Orishas:
Emigrante (album) Seriously funny: Changes
english Seriozitate: Cantec de jali The Collection:
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Religion Differences Taoism: Shit happens. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens". Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Islam: If shit happens, is it the will of Allah? Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, Knock, "Shit happens". Atheism: There is no such thing as shit. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder. Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me? Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you. Blackism: Fuck all this shit ... and ethnic diferences: A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over
and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving
the girl's life.
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Alexandru Titeu: welcome, autobiography, collected works, photos, et cetera |
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