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Feature:

Dragostea din Tei

Academic:

The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Analysis of the novel introduction
Kundera and the Czechs
Weight, the Unbearable Lightness
Bibliography

Orishas:

Orishas: Emigrante (album)
Orishas (flash 1)
Orishac (flash 2)
Orishas: Rodlan
Orishas: Ruzzo
Orishas: Yotuel

Seriously funny:

Changes english
Dr. Ruth
No comment
Religion differences
Teenager (noun)
Trainspotting
T'was the night before finals

Seriozitate:

Cantec de jali
Femeia: element chimic
Orarul mundava

The Collection:

Seriozitate
Seriously funny

 

Religion Differences

Taoism: Shit happens.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens".

Buddhism: It is only an illusion of shit happening.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Islam: If shit happens, is it the will of Allah?

Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, Knock, "Shit happens".

Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.

Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.

Blackism: Fuck all this shit

... and ethnic diferences:

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'".
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored"

 


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