Undoubtedly one of the greatest summerhits of 2004!
The number one song that has climbed to the top of the charts in countries like Spain, France, Italy, Germany and Englsnd, has taken Canada by storm and is already played in clubs, up and down everywhere!! Watch the videoclips and and listen to the song:
Three young boys, resulting from Moldavie and products in Romania, invade the European dance-floors! Success extend in Spain and Italy where they are also “number uno” and remixés. A true phenomenon for the summer 2004: servant boys-band of the East, with their single “Dragostea din Tei”, (”love under a lime” in translation).
Ozone arrives with new a single!
After fourteen weeks consecutive classified number one of the sales in France and more than one million specimens sold with the hit “Dragostea DIN Tei”, O-Zone returns with new simple, “Despre Tine”, extracted the album “Disc-O-zone”.
It acts of the first true Ozone single in Eastern Europe. In addition, “Despre Tine” is announced in France as a second single worship which is accompanied by a clip way “Austin Powers”!
Haiducii vs. O-Zone Controversy over the 2004 summer hit: Who brings the better “Dragostea din tei”?
It hardly becomes times correctly sunny outside, strikes themselves the music industry around the summer hit. “Mambo NO. 5″,” in The buzzer time “, the” Ketchup Song “,” Maccarena “- that were the sun Knaller from the last years. 2004 the tongue crusher title “Dragosta DIN Tei” has hot chances on the summer hit. And because the Song is so good, it is now also equivalent twice in the Charts represented…
“Dragostea DIN Tei” is Romanian, is called translated “love under the lime tree trees” and comes from the Romanian Boygroup of ozones. They were lasting for weeks in Romania, France and Spain at place 1. Dan Balan of ozones believes: “one does not have to understand the text. Our song makes simply good mood and has a coolen rhythm. That is the whole secret of the Songs.”
The same secret has however also a Interpretin named Haiducii: The Romanian singer, host and actress (correct name: Paula Mitrache) after-sang the Partyknaller somewhat tightened and created it thereby already times in Italy at place one! In the German Charts Haiducii to time with the dupe of two places is behind ozones on place 3 - and continues to catch up.
The three young are however sure itself that they will make a running: “it will like that be as in the other countries. If we come, the Cover version can pack up. It is only a bad copy!”
Paula sees that differently: “became with Gabry Pontes production the Song only the hit in Italy. Young of ozones it can be nevertheless glad that thereby ‘ Dragostea became so correctly large DIN Tei ‘ only - otherwise it would have never created the Song beyond the borders of Romania!”
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
“You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: ‘Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl’”.
The man says: “But I am not a New Yorker!”
“Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: ‘Brave American saves life of little girl’” - the policeman answers.
“But I am not an American!” - says the man.
“Oh, what are you then?”
The man says: “I am a Pakistani!”
The next day the newspapers say: “Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored”
“Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big fucking television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disk players and electrical tin openers… choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on the couch, watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing lke that?” - Renton
“I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs resons when you’ve got heroin?”
“Now I’ve justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. it wasn’t a big deal, just a minor betrayal. Or we’d outgrown each other, you know, that sort of thing. But let’s face it, I ripped them off- my so-called mates. But Begbie, I couldn’t give a shit about him. And Sick Boy, well he’d have done the same to me if he’d only thought of it first. And Spud, well, okay, I felt sorry for Spud- he’s never hurt anybody. So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I’m a bad person. But that’s going to change- I’m going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I’m cleaning up, moving on, going straight and choosing life. I’m looking forward to it already. I’m going to be just like you. The job, the family, the big fucking television. The washing machine, the compact disk player and electrical can opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.”
O zi de examen oarecare din viata unui student la Politehnica.
Examen la o materie nerelevanta. Sa zicem… “Materiale”. Mai pe intelesul tuturor, echivalentul unui curs de “Managementul fostelor ceapeuri” la ASE, “Cultura plantei de iasomie” la Agronomie sau “Doctrine staliniste” la SNSPA.
Ora 6:00 - Trezirea, constientizarea situatiei critice “zi de examen”. Palpitatii, gaze stomacale, etc…
Ora 6:15 - Pregatirea mapei: cursul (carte+foi xeroxate), rezumate schematizate, servite + eventuale copiute. (ca si cand ai voie cu toata biblioteca pe banca)
Ora 6:30 - Realizarea inutilitatii mapei “stufoase” la examenul respectiv. Reorganizarea mapei: 3 coli A4 + pix.
Ora 6:40 - Plecarea conform orarului pentru a prinde “loc bun, first class”
Ora 7:15 - Intrarea in sala de examen, ocuparea unui “loc prost, first desk”. Locurile bune se terminasera deja de la ora 5:00… Excentrici…
Ora 8:00 - Intrarea profesorului in sala de examen. Intrarea supraveghetorilor in sala de examen (primele reactii ale studentilor: Sugestii la adresa rudelor apropiate ale supraveghetorilor: mame, fii, fiice, neam, etc)
Ora 8:01:00 - Anuntarea subiectelor….
Ora 8:01:30 - Reactii la aflarea subiectelor (Fu**-** ****** ***** ** ****** ** *** de jegos!!!)
Ora 8:02 – “Hai ba, ce facem? Mergem?” … “Mai stai ba 5 minute, nu acum ca bate la ochi”
Ora 8:03 – “Hai ba, ce facem? Mergem?”
Ora 8:30 - Planul de calamitate A: Scriere in afara subiectului.
Ora 8:31 - Terminat de scris.
Ora 8:32 - Planul de calamitate B: auto-incurajarea (Cu siguranta ca si ceilalti scriu in afara subiectului…)
Ora 10:00 - Epuizarea timpului de alocat examenului. Predarea foilor, zambitor catre profesor. Iesirea din sala. Ciudat, insa intrebarile gen “Ce-ai facut ma?” sunt insotite de raspunsuri strans legate de organe de reproducere. Ora 11:30 - Reintoarcerea in sala pentru corectarea tezei. (De)punctare corecta, cu argumente si explicatii ale profesorului extrem de bine intemeiate: “Nu, Nu, Nu. Hmmm… nu.”
Ora 11:31 - Cuvinte de ramas bun colegilor, incurajari, si traditionalul “Bag **** in ea de facultate. Mai bine dadeam in p*** mea la ASE!”
Ora 13:00 - Acasa… Yahoo Messenger…. status adecvat situatiei. Invisible pentru dobitocii cu intrebari stupide.
Ora 14:00 - Somnul de frumusete… noi sa fim sanatosi…
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this willmake the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
Your last name stays put.
Your garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000:Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
It hardly becomes times correctly sunny outside, strikes themselves the music industry around the summer hit. “Mambo NO. 5″,” in The buzzer time “, the” Ketchup Song “,” Maccarena “- that were the sun Knaller from the last years. 2004 the tongue crusher title “Dragosta DIN Tei” has hot chances on the summer hit. And because the Song is so good, it is now also equivalent twice in the Charts represented…
